Nepper, Schlepper, Bauernfänger

Heute morgen hatte ich die untenstehende E-Mail im Postfach bei der Arbeit.
Nun bin ich nicht ganz doof, ich weiß schon ganz gut, dass ich mich nicht beworben habe, US-Bürger zu werden. Kann ja nicht mal amerikanisch essen, geschweige denn reden...

Aber wirklich witzig fand ich  das Datum, bis zu dem ich mich hätte zurückmelden sollen.
März ist irgenwie schon vorbei. In meiner Erinnerung ist das ein Monat, in dem es geregnet hat, also schon sehr, sehr lange her.

Tja, lest es und genießt es - den Link habe ich etwas verunstaltet, damit wirklich niemand auf die Idee kommt, draufzuklicken. Also lasst in jedem Fall die Finger davon!

Hello, dear yeti.blogspot
We inform you that we have successfully considered your Application for a US Citizenship. You have the right to take all participant privileges of the 2018 Immigrant Visas Program.
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Your personal information is strictly confidential and is not subject to disclosure to third parties.
Attention! It is necessary to confirm the Application till 15.03.2018.
You are the priority participant of the State Department Program. You will be given an opportunity to receive permission to work and some advantages.

Yours faithfully,
Immigration Service
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